{"id":2781,"date":"2022-01-09T17:24:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-09T17:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/irisweimer.com\/v1\/?p=2781"},"modified":"2022-01-05T17:42:15","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:42:15","slug":"the-neighbor-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/irisweimer.com\/v1\/2022\/01\/the-neighbor-girls","title":{"rendered":"The Neighbor Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is such a swell neighborhood, and there is a gaggle of girls aged 4-11 collectively referred to as &#8220;The Girl Gang&#8221;. Iris gets the full Sandlot experience as girls will ring the doorbell and ask for her to play. In this scenario, she&#8217;s Smalls, and she is fine with that. Best of all, our immediate neighbors are her very best friend and her older sister. Bertram and Benny &#8220;the Jet&#8221; Rodriguez, respectfully while we keep up the scenario.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/irisweimer.com\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_0153.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2746\"\/><figcaption>Chilling on the deck<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They teach her how to be an outdoor kid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/irisweimer.com\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_0399.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2762\"\/><figcaption>Making leaf piles, and yes, Iris is wearing an Elsa gown and a leopard coat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They even play board games outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/irisweimer.com\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_0335.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2734\"\/><figcaption>Playing board games on the deck.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sometimes, the Squints character (&#8220;you&#8217;re killing me, Smalls!) shows up. She&#8217;s belongs to the other military family on the block, and we&#8217;ve become close.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/irisweimer.com\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_0419.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2768\"\/><figcaption>Decorating cookies<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But usually it&#8217;s Iris and her bestie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/irisweimer.com\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_0435.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2770\"\/><figcaption>Asking to play<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/irisweimer.com\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/66188199587__8F34752B-2278-4990-A69A-58F8B79F8D1A.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2774\"\/><figcaption>Playing indeed&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is such a swell neighborhood, and there is a gaggle of girls aged 4-11 collectively referred to as &#8220;The Girl Gang&#8221;. Iris gets the full Sandlot experience as girls will ring the doorbell and ask for her to play. In this scenario, she&#8217;s Smalls, and she is fine with that. 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